Just when things were looking up, life makes a u-turn.
- how girls flirt: you're cute, omfg marry me, we'd have the cutest babies, you're so funny, i like how smart you are, you're no sweet, i want to keep you forever, you have the cutest voice, i want to be with you, you're so sexy, etc. etc.
- how i flirt: you're not cute, you're fucking ugly, haha you're an idiot, omg stop talking me, haha i don't care, you're stupid that's why no one likes you, why are you dumb?, that wasn't funny, no, just no, you kill everything, haha, fuck you, you're such a bitch.
- my mind: you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat. you're so fucking fat.
- me: I know
